March 2012
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February 2012
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Patrick Stump: WE LIKED YOU BETTER FAT:... →
nervousbreakdance:
There’s this really nice piece at underthegunreview.net by Jacob Tender that a friend forwarded me today. It’s about how important Fall Out Boy’s album “From Under the Cork Tree,” was to him. After reading it though, nostalgic and well-written as it was, I really found myself more depressed than…
Good read.
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Watchcollegehumor:
Bob Ross Talks Dirty
I heard that after every show Bob Ross f***ed his painting.
“There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.”
– F.H. Bradley (Philosopher), born January 30, 1846 (via bearingwater)
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Watchlushofwalmart.com
Here I am attempting to hula hoop in Wal-mart during a spontaneous adventure to Lakewood/Jamestown, New York this evening.
“I’m going on stupid pet tricks.”
Yes, I did insult myself. But seriously… David Letterman, listen. Have your people call my people!
The best part of this video? Duncan motherfucking Sheik - Barely Breathing is playing over the...
Oh wow!
Tonight I stepped on a scale for the first time in months, more than likely an entire year. To my surprise, I have lost 11 pounds since my last weigh in. Not really sure how this happened. It’s not like I’m particularly active or eating overly healthy, However, I have cut out soft drinks…almost entirely. Once in awhile I’ll have some pop, but it’s usually something...
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Welp, I just made myself sound completely insecure, jealous and not to mention bat shit crazy. Couldn’t even get my point across because I was talking so erratically. I believe I used the words “It’s like you’re obsessed with her” and was probably one second away away from “You should probably just date her.” before I stopped myself. Good job, Jill! You...
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Wine o'clock.
Some day I’m going to have a wine-tasting party that features nothing but “Bitch” wines - Sweet Bitch, Jealous Bitch, Sassy Bitch, Happy Bitch, Royal Bitch, Bitch Grenache, Bitch Bubbly, etc.
bearingwater:
Aquarians love:
Good conversation
A boss who is more like a good friend
Thinking outside the norm
Fringe culture
Independence
Witty banter
Committing to a cause
Their friends, sometimes more than their family
But they can’t stand:
Soppiness
Bores
Predictability
Chainstore clothing
Conventional celebrations
Tackiness
Commitment
Circular arguing
Bosses being...
What am I even talking about?
I’ve begun researching the Peace Corps and other similar organizations. Why? I need a new perspective on everything and everyone — on life in general. What it all comes down to is… I’m not where I thought I’d be, I’m not who I thought I’d be. I have too much time to think and I’m pretty sure I’m slowly losing my mind because of that. I have no...
I really need to stop caring about people that don’t care about me.
Newsflash:
We are no longer friends. We have not been friends for five months. Contrary to your/popular belief, I have very little interest in being “your dear friend” ever again. Contacting my family, friends, and boyfriend is not going to change this. Addtionally, your attempts to contact me and/or get under my skin with backhanded compliments is not going to change this. You do not think...
jhnmyr:
Here’s a clip of the first single off...
Of course.
Tried to take matters into my own hands and sneak attack/surprise my dude only to have it completely backfire. Didn’t even get to high-five @Chriztophe, which is a massive tragedy in it’s own right. But, I WAS in Buffalo for approximately 30 minutes to kill Whitney Houston all over again… via song with a horrible rendition of “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” at the...
