I could really give two fucks about whatever teams will or won’t be playing the Super Bowl this year. However, since my birthday once again falls on Super Bowl Sunday I should probably embrace the Super Bowl instead of working against it.
Football themed birthday bash? Lush Bowl?
I’m turning 27. In 1993, Buffalo Bills lost Super Bowl XXVII (against Dallas Cowboys) for a third straight year.
BILLS, BEERS AND BROADS party, perhaps?! Saturday night… everyone shows up in their favorite Bills gear (fanny packs & zubaz PLEASE) and gets shitty drunk in the Lush Bowl (Tailgate style party w/Beer Olympics? Broads vs Dudes) YES?! Note: It is also acceptable to wear Dalls Cowboys gear…. since they did beat us after all (THIS MEANS YOU, CHRIZTOPHE). Bonus points for anyone that makes a Lush Jersey or gets me an It Dies Today “Bills, Beers and Broads” t-shirt.
I don’t even know what I’m talking about.
I need a location to hold this shindig… or a better celebratory idea. I just need to do SOMETHING awesome. Last year was horrible.
I also want to do some drunk sledding, drunk bowling, and go to an arcade…
